SMS FUNNY HINDHI | Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega…

SMS HINDHI FUN :- Media: Prince

Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha.
Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.

SMS TUCCHY | Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge

Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge.
Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge.

Santa & Banta SMS | Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

NEW MOTIVATE SMS :- OPPORTUNITY

NEW MOTIVATE SMS :- OPPORTUNITY
The alphabet “O” stands for OPPORTUNITY.

Which is absent in yesterday,

Available once in Today

& thrice in Tomorrow

So Never lose Hope.

sms new :- Best wishes for your marriage

congrats on the taking the leap!
But the leash will be in her hands
Best wishes for your marriage
Congratulation Dear
You’ve graduated…
Its’ time for you to
Live it up
To smile
Take a bow
And time for me to say…
Congrats!
Way to go and WOW!

sms fun:- 2 mens

2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!
One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?
Simple
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Aur
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)
A Couple Before Marriage
“MAD” For Each Other …
After Marriage
“MADE” For Each Other …
And
A Few Years Later
“MAD” Because Of Each Other…

SMS NEW :- bewafa tera masum chehara bhu

bewafa tera masum chehara bhul janeke kabil nahi,tu etani khubsurat hain par kisise dil laganeke kabil nahi.

Marathi SMS :-tu poli mi tawa tu khir mi rawa tu pedha

tu poli mi tawa tu khir mi rawa tu pedha mi khwaa tu vaat mi diva tu shwas mi hawaa athvan kadhit ja kawaa-kawaa.shiva my dear 

sms shabd :- Tu Faqt shabd dilas Aushya bharachya sathicha

Tu Faqt shabd dilas Aushya bharachya sathicha Me Shabdanach aushy dila Man rakhun PRITICHA.

sms shayari new hindhi :- GUM HUM Q KARE

GUM HUM Q KARE JO HUME NA MILE GUM TO WO KAREJISE HUM NA MILE

sms :- tujyasathi jag hai sodle

tujyasathi jag hai sodle tula pahun man he bharle ka n janu tula he kalena ka mazya sajnala prem kalena

sms new maharathi :- Phooia sobat kay maitri karayachi

Phooia sobat kay maitri karayachi te phoolate aani komejate. Maitri tar katya sobat karayachi te rutale tari aayushyabhar aathavate.

EAKTA SMS :- Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

COLL SMS : When i call you..

When i call you..
1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone uchal

MARATHI NEW SMS :- Na sampnare akhand swapna asave

Na sampnare akhand swapna asave,...
Na sampnare akhand swapna asave, na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet, grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet, na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet.

SMS MARATHI KOOL :- MITRA asavet

Na sampnare akhand swapna asave, na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet, grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet, na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet

SMS :- I don’t know

I don’t know if i can live without your presence in my life,

all I know is..

that I’ll keep on waiting for you,

even you wouldn’t return

I’ll just wait for you in heaven..

LOVE SMS :- Nasheen Kaise Bataon

Hum’Nasheen Kaise Bataon Jazba-E-Ulfat Kya Hai,
Khud Bataye Gi Mohabbat K Mohabbat Kya Hai,
Ishq Ko Log Kiyun Maseeha Samjh BetheY Hain,
Gar Nahi Ishq Haqiqat To Haqiqat Kya Hai,
Aaya Parwana Gira Shama Par Jal Jal K Mara,
Tu Ab Bhi Soch Raha Hai Ye mohabbat Kya Hai,
Ishq Ko Bhol K Jannat Ki Hai Duniya Ko Talaash,
Ishq Ki Aag gar Dozakh Hai To Jannat Kya Hai,
Meri Badli Hui Rangat Meri Haalat To Dekh,
Ab To Samajo gay Mere dost Mohabbat Kya Hai.

SMS MUHABAT

"Nafrat"
Ho Jay Gi
Tum Ko Bhi Dunya Se, . ,


"Muhabat"
Kisi Se
"Beshumar"
Kr K Dekhna. . .